(1958) b/w; 86 minutes

Poor Alan Brooks As a full-time professional smoker for the United Nations, Alan just can’t ever seem to get a vacation in. A simple visit to his buddy at Switzerland’s Trollenberg Institute for Contaminated Cheese development will soon plunge him into a Cormanesque and strangely British nightmare landscape populated with narcissistic journalists, flatulent bartenders, psychic Doublemint twins and, of course, GIANT CRAWLING EYEBALLS FROM ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ PLANET who, if you’re lucky, will simply rip off your head instead of turning you into a murderous zombie.

The very first DogKnob production established what fans of MST3K came to know as “the DogKnob style” of riffing old films — loved by some and loathed by many. This classic 50s feature film is inexplicably without a copyright, enabling us to savage it at will and sell it to you complete with original music (and a music video at the end)