C.H.U.M.P. Wants To “Take Back ‘Merica!”

"We're regular people taking this country back! Getting re-elected is not what we're about; we'll just get enough of us in there just long enough to give 'em a swift kick in the balls that'll smart for decades!... We're gonna steamroll right over Washington like a big firey snowball!!!" [read more...]
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Boehner Proposes A Tax on Obama

"I said attacks, not a tax! ATTACKS!" said a more-than-usually red-faced and unhappy House Speaker John Boehner on the stairs of the Capitol Building yesterday, to anyone who would listen. "Jesus, clean the crap out of your ears, will ya, America?" he shrieked in apparent conclusion before running down the avenue in a very Jerry-Lewis-like fashion, weeping like a little girl. [read more...]

Climate Change Hoax

Rush Limbaugh can see it even if you can't: An immense, invisible "heat dome" secretly placed upon The Earth by shadowy forces to purposefully make this summer seem especially warm, perhaps alarmingly so [read more...]
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